This Friendship is Over for Now!

Goodbye Lindsay Lohan, is the message these days from Paris Hilton. Although it looked like the two girls were still friends the other weekend at "Hyde" Nightclub in LA, it was just an illusion. Paris according to X17 shouted "You're a f#!king coked out whore, don't ever say you're my friend again!" Lindsay left the club in tears. After she left Paris continued by saying "Tell Firecrotch she's no longer welcome!"

Paris & new BFF Britney Spears, took the party back to Paris' mansion.

But Britney better watch out, she's not in the clear after she has suddenly pulled out of hosting duties with Ms. Hilton at the Billboard Music Awards. It has allegedly ruined Paris' chances of of hosting the show at all.

Eva Engaged!

"Desperate Housewives" Eva Longoria has announced that she and boyfriend of 2 years Tony Parker are engaged. The duo kept their romance under wraps in the beginning but in the last year they have been very public. They even did a Ryan Seacrest "E!" news special about their relationship and who they made it work with such hectic schedules. The couple of course fell prey to the "loids" when they were thought to have broken up about a month ago. Then there were rumors right after that, that Ms. Eva was going to do a movie with Beyonce where they would show us the girl version of "Brokeback Mountain". Yeah, I think both girls came to their senses and saw that that really wouldn't be the best think for their careers.

This will be Eva's second marriage and Parker's first. Eva, 31, was previously married to Tyler Christopher, a soap actor on General Hospital. The two were married for not quite a year when they called it quits. Tony, 24, is rumored to have only been in one other serious relationship prior to Eva.

The big question is how will they spend time together. Eva, is constantly now in demand for movies as well as other TV projects. While Tony Parker, is an all star point guard for the San Antonio Spurs. Oh, how sweet, that just made me think of "Love & Basketball".

The couple will be married sometime next year when both schedules will allow for them to have a "large joyous celebration, where they can invite all their family & friends", according to her publicist.

BFF'S HARD AT WORK-NOT!!!!!

Paris Hilton & new sidekick Britney Spears will be hosting the Billboard Music Awards in Vegas next week. Seems these two just can't get enough of each other. They have been spotted all over LA & Vegas shopping and partying to all hours. Seems Ms. Spear is trying to out due trashy soon to be ex-husband Kevin Federline. All I have to say, it ol' girl better quit before some judge does the ridiculous and gives those kids to "Feddy Duddy Boy"!

Rumor has it that Brit-Brit thinks Ms. Hilton can help her reshape her image. Giving her style and class. Yeah, don't' know where she got that one from. But look for the new "Hilty Clone" in the coming weeks. You can't miss her, wacked out extensions, chomping on gum, and no shoes!

Year of the Twins

First Marcia Cross, then Diddy, now Soccer star Mia Hamm, 34, & her hubby Nomar Garciaparra, 33, are expecting twins in the spring. The couple wed in 2003 live in Los Angeles, where Nomar plays for the Dodgers. Hamm, recently declined to be inducted into the Texas Sports Hall of Fame, because she would be unable to travel, according to her doctor.

BUSTED

Tracy Morgan, of "Saturday Night Live" fame and now "30 Rock", was arrested for drunk driving in New York on Tuesday. The comedian was observed to be swerving in & out of lanes according to Police at the 28th Precinct where he was booked. Morgan failed the breathalyzer test. Hello, didn't he learn anything from the crap in LA earlier this year. In February the star was arrested for what, DUI & was placed on probation. Uh-Oh spaghettio's looks like someone's going to get in trouble for violating their probation. Oh, well I guess he'll have plenty of junk to tell the judge on Jan. 4 when he's due in court. Lets hope he doesn't get 30 sheets to the wind on New Year's Eve.

It's Over!

Go figure, another marriage made in Hollyhood goes up in smoke. Yeah, Kid Rock & Pamela Anderson are finished. Seems the blonde bombshell filed for divorce, of course citing irreconcilable difference. They have only been married four months. There was a time when Ms. Anderson was so smitten with Rock that she boasted that they would get married several times over just to celebrate. Well the celebration came to an end last week. Her rep reports that Thanksgiving got nasty and there wasn't a good time to be had by anyone. Hello, that's what the Holiday's are for. Ticking off the ones you love the most. Well, there are other rumors going that Kid wasn't happy with Pam's cameo in that Borat movie. Another factor that could have caused the once happy couple to call it off again, because you know these two have made up and broke up like most people change their socks, is the fact that Anderson had a miscarriage in early October.

The only person who is jumping for joy, is Pam's ex-husband, heavily tattooed Tommy Lee. He wasn't thrilled when the two wed in the summer. Actually appearing devastated that his chance to reunite with the former Playboy Playmate had come and gone. It's also been reported that before Pam & Kid tied the knot, Tommy was hoping they would hook up again, so that they could have a little girl. Well, we see how long Ms. Anderson stays single.