Friday, November 24, 2006

From "Surreal Life" to Real Life


Resident nut, Tawny Kitaen, 45, of 80's music video fame (Whitesnake's Is this Love?), was recently arrested for drug possession. For those of you that watched Surreal Life on VH1 and wondered as to how sane Kitaen was, I guess you know now. Ms. Kitaen was in possession of 15 grams of cocaine. If convicted she could do up to 15 years in the slammer. This isn't Ms. Kitaen's first run in with the law. Tawny was previously married to Major League Baseball Pitcher Chuck Finely, who accused her of Domestic Assault in 2002 for allegedly hitting him with, you guessed it, a baseball bat. She was ordered to undergo counseling in exchange for not going to jail. Ms. Kitaen is due in court December 15.