Sunday, December 3, 2006

Mel's Great Comeback!


Mel Gibson, 50, is going to try and capture your movie money again this weekend with his version of "Apocalypto". This will be the first movie release for Gibson since he got busted for "DUI" and "SWD" (speaking while drunk). According to early reviews about the film, it is going to be the bloodiest film that Disney has ever released. And you know Mel, he had to sub-title everything, all the way down to one character saying, "He's f&@!ked," to the other right after some one's head comes sailing down from the trees above them.

The movie focuses on hunter, Jaguar Paw (what a name) whose seemingly fabulous jungle living life is shattered when Mayans come and you know do the usual. Tear up the village, kill a few dozen people, and use the remaining villagers as human sacrifices. But by all means check it out, Mel's last bloody epic battle "Braveheart" raked in I don't know how many millions and got him 5 Oscars to boot. For those of you who don't want to lose your popcorn. I'll let you know how it goes!