This Friendship is Over for Now!

Goodbye Lindsay Lohan, is the message these days from Paris Hilton. Although it looked like the two girls were still friends the other weekend at "Hyde" Nightclub in LA, it was just an illusion. Paris according to X17 shouted "You're a f#!king coked out whore, don't ever say you're my friend again!" Lindsay left the club in tears. After she left Paris continued by saying "Tell Firecrotch she's no longer welcome!"

Paris & new BFF Britney Spears, took the party back to Paris' mansion.

But Britney better watch out, she's not in the clear after she has suddenly pulled out of hosting duties with Ms. Hilton at the Billboard Music Awards. It has allegedly ruined Paris' chances of of hosting the show at all.

Eva Engaged!

"Desperate Housewives" Eva Longoria has announced that she and boyfriend of 2 years Tony Parker are engaged. The duo kept their romance under wraps in the beginning but in the last year they have been very public. They even did a Ryan Seacrest "E!" news special about their relationship and who they made it work with such hectic schedules. The couple of course fell prey to the "loids" when they were thought to have broken up about a month ago. Then there were rumors right after that, that Ms. Eva was going to do a movie with Beyonce where they would show us the girl version of "Brokeback Mountain". Yeah, I think both girls came to their senses and saw that that really wouldn't be the best think for their careers.

This will be Eva's second marriage and Parker's first. Eva, 31, was previously married to Tyler Christopher, a soap actor on General Hospital. The two were married for not quite a year when they called it quits. Tony, 24, is rumored to have only been in one other serious relationship prior to Eva.

The big question is how will they spend time together. Eva, is constantly now in demand for movies as well as other TV projects. While Tony Parker, is an all star point guard for the San Antonio Spurs. Oh, how sweet, that just made me think of "Love & Basketball".

The couple will be married sometime next year when both schedules will allow for them to have a "large joyous celebration, where they can invite all their family & friends", according to her publicist.

BFF'S HARD AT WORK-NOT!!!!!

Paris Hilton & new sidekick Britney Spears will be hosting the Billboard Music Awards in Vegas next week. Seems these two just can't get enough of each other. They have been spotted all over LA & Vegas shopping and partying to all hours. Seems Ms. Spear is trying to out due trashy soon to be ex-husband Kevin Federline. All I have to say, it ol' girl better quit before some judge does the ridiculous and gives those kids to "Feddy Duddy Boy"!

Rumor has it that Brit-Brit thinks Ms. Hilton can help her reshape her image. Giving her style and class. Yeah, don't' know where she got that one from. But look for the new "Hilty Clone" in the coming weeks. You can't miss her, wacked out extensions, chomping on gum, and no shoes!

Year of the Twins

First Marcia Cross, then Diddy, now Soccer star Mia Hamm, 34, & her hubby Nomar Garciaparra, 33, are expecting twins in the spring. The couple wed in 2003 live in Los Angeles, where Nomar plays for the Dodgers. Hamm, recently declined to be inducted into the Texas Sports Hall of Fame, because she would be unable to travel, according to her doctor.

BUSTED

Tracy Morgan, of "Saturday Night Live" fame and now "30 Rock", was arrested for drunk driving in New York on Tuesday. The comedian was observed to be swerving in & out of lanes according to Police at the 28th Precinct where he was booked. Morgan failed the breathalyzer test. Hello, didn't he learn anything from the crap in LA earlier this year. In February the star was arrested for what, DUI & was placed on probation. Uh-Oh spaghettio's looks like someone's going to get in trouble for violating their probation. Oh, well I guess he'll have plenty of junk to tell the judge on Jan. 4 when he's due in court. Lets hope he doesn't get 30 sheets to the wind on New Year's Eve.

It's Over!

Go figure, another marriage made in Hollyhood goes up in smoke. Yeah, Kid Rock & Pamela Anderson are finished. Seems the blonde bombshell filed for divorce, of course citing irreconcilable difference. They have only been married four months. There was a time when Ms. Anderson was so smitten with Rock that she boasted that they would get married several times over just to celebrate. Well the celebration came to an end last week. Her rep reports that Thanksgiving got nasty and there wasn't a good time to be had by anyone. Hello, that's what the Holiday's are for. Ticking off the ones you love the most. Well, there are other rumors going that Kid wasn't happy with Pam's cameo in that Borat movie. Another factor that could have caused the once happy couple to call it off again, because you know these two have made up and broke up like most people change their socks, is the fact that Anderson had a miscarriage in early October.

The only person who is jumping for joy, is Pam's ex-husband, heavily tattooed Tommy Lee. He wasn't thrilled when the two wed in the summer. Actually appearing devastated that his chance to reunite with the former Playboy Playmate had come and gone. It's also been reported that before Pam & Kid tied the knot, Tommy was hoping they would hook up again, so that they could have a little girl. Well, we see how long Ms. Anderson stays single.

This Week in Pictures

The Jolie-Pitt family out for the Holidays.

Little Miss Eva Longoria checking out some hot dogs.

The un-official hot mess of forever, Michael Jackson. At least there's no baby this time.

New BFF alert- enough said.

Mommy to be Marcia Cross running some last minute errands in Santa Monica, CA.

Cameron Diaz fresh from her workout.

The Amazing Race All-Stars

For the 11th season of the CBS hit show, The Amazing Race, producers are banking on some former Reality TV stars. Rob Mariano & Amber Brkrich of Survivor & Big Brother fame are slated to appear. The reality couple sealed their fate in TV history when Rob proposed on the Survivor Finale and they had their wedding taped for a CBS special. Also returning are "Coal Miner Couple" David & Mary Conley of Kentucky who were recently eliminated from The Amazing Race this season. Not being asked to return are Jonathan Baker & his wife, former Playboy Playmate Victoria Fuller. Arguably one of the worst bickering couples ever to land on TV. Also not being asked to return were Kim & Chip McAllister. The later expressing his displeasure at CBS Executives. Stating, "they could have at least called and asked us or made mention that they were thinking of us". They shouldn't feel bad, because season nine winners BJ Averell & Tyler MacNavien went off on Former Racer's Blog via CBS about how they too felt left out.

At any rate the 11th season has already begun filming in Miami, Fl. last week. The show will as usual be hosted by the enigmatic Phil Keoghan. The show will air the first part of next year on CBS, stay tuned!

From "Surreal Life" to Real Life

Resident nut, Tawny Kitaen, 45, of 80's music video fame (Whitesnake's Is this Love?), was recently arrested for drug possession. For those of you that watched Surreal Life on VH1 and wondered as to how sane Kitaen was, I guess you know now. Ms. Kitaen was in possession of 15 grams of cocaine. If convicted she could do up to 15 years in the slammer. This isn't Ms. Kitaen's first run in with the law. Tawny was previously married to Major League Baseball Pitcher Chuck Finely, who accused her of Domestic Assault in 2002 for allegedly hitting him with, you guessed it, a baseball bat. She was ordered to undergo counseling in exchange for not going to jail. Ms. Kitaen is due in court December 15.

Project Baby

Heidi Klum, 33 and her husband Seal, 43 have welcomed their second son. The boy was born Wednesday, named Johan Riley Fyodor Taiwo Samuel. What in the world is going on with all those names? That kid won't have a clue when they ask him to write his full name in school. According to Seal, the baby looks just like Heidi. Johan weighed in at 8lbs. 11oz. The baby joins the couples two other children.

Heidi has a daughter, Leni (2), from a previous relationship with Formula One Race car Founder Flavio Briatore. That turkey later went on to say that perhaps Leni wasn't his and that pretty much spelled the end of their relationship. That's when Ms. Klum took up with Contemporary singer Seal who has been a father to Leni since birth. The couple then went on to have son, Henry, 1. He has an equally long name, that I will not be typing today.

The happy couple will split time between L.A. & NYC. Congratulations, Heidi & Seal.

AMA Winners & One Pop Loser

This year the AMA' s gave out awards to Black Eyed Peas (who are a little over-rated) who collected in all 3 of the categories they were nominated in. Red Hot Chili Peppers also picked up two awards, as did Mary J Blige who won for Best R & B Vocals. Also picking up statues were Kelly Clarkson, who nabbed two that were given out prior to the show being aired. Jamie Foxx picked up an award as well for favourite Male R & B artist. No show winners included country super couple Tim McGraw & Faith Hill, rapper Eminem, & "Hips Don't Lie" singer Shakira.

But the huge loser of the night was Mariah Carey. The stellar voiced singer was left hanging again, by the voters of the AMA's. She was snubbed in 2005 when nominated for 4 only took home one. Which is slightly better than when in 1997 she was nominated for 6 awards and went home completely empty handed.

The night wasn't a total bust. Some surprises included Britney Spears presenting Mary J with an award. Ms. Spears was looking sleek in a cream colored gown and straight blond hair. While the night belonged to hot performances. Another new mom, Gwen Stefani performed "Wind It Up" from her 4th titled CD "The Sweet Escape". Also coming back into performing was rapper Jay-Z who did "Show Me What You Got" from his new album "Kingdom Come". The crowd was brought to it's feet when Lionel Richie introduced by the "shrinking woman" performed his 80's classic "All Night Long".

Diddy's Girly Baby Shower

Diddy (aka-Sean Combs) & long time girlfriend Kim Porter celebrated the pending arrival of their twin girls in style, Sunday in New York City. The Pink & White shower was done by Ga Ga Designs. The shower was attended by family & friends which included LL Cool J & New York Socialite Denise Rich. Those not making the shower but leaving behind opulent baby gifts, were Denzel Washington who gave Diddy & Kim a pink & white Chandelier & Jay-Z who gifted them with one of a kind Changing Tables. Speaking of gifts, the Baby Registry was in excess of $100,000. Some items that made the list were a Mercedes Benz $88,000 for Diddy & the girls to ride in, $17,000 Diamond studded Pacifier, & several $1,000 baby outfits. I don't know about y'all but I wouldn't mind being born again as one of Diddy's kids.

The shower wasn't all play time for guest, the shower had a few teary moments, when Sean professed his love for Kim. According to PEOPLE, Diddy publicly said "I thank God for giving me a woman that has been down with me, my faults, my flaws & all the other B.S. I have. You're my best friend, & I love you". Aw, the softer side of Diddy.

Let's Get Ready To Rumble!!

In the blue corner, we've got loud mouth, Ms. I have an opinion on Everybody Rosie O'Donnell, and in the red corner, Too Cute-Regis Philbin is my friend Kelly Ripa, getting ready for a showdown. All this stemming from comments made by Ripa last week, after she co-hosted LIVE with former American Idol runner-up Clay Aiken. Aiken stepped on Ms. Ripa's last nerve it seems when he covered her mouth (totally gross) with his hand to make a comment to Dancing with the Stars' winners Emmitt Smith & Cheryl Burke. Ms. Ripa jokingly said something to the effect of, "take your hand off my face, honey, 'cause I don't know where your hand has been". Ain't that the truth!

Seems Ms. Up in Everybody's business Rosie, said that the comment sounded "homophobic" to her and that Ms. Ripa was less than respectful. Whatever! I don't know who in their right mind would let someone just cover their mouth, that they don't know, as if they've been friends for decades. O'Donnell went on to tell her VIEW girls and audience that Ripa wouldn't have said jack if it had been a cute, straight man. That she would have said something entirely different.

This prompted Kelly to call up Rosie and tell her that the hand comment came from the fact that Aiken had been greeting the audience and hello, it's cold & flu season and she didn't want to catch anything. She also said that was nothing but respectful. I don't blame her, hell, I know someone who refuses to shake hands based on those grounds alone, using the phrase "Colds & Flu, don't come near".

Rosie, is too uptight and just needs to get a life!

Bushette Gets Robbed

G Dubs little girl got robbed. Damn doesn't she get Secret Service protection too? Guess not. Barbara Bush (named after his momma) was robbed while in Buenos Aires, Argentina on vacation. Her purse and heavens no, the Cell Phone were all taken while she was dining in a lovely little upscale neighborhood. Since this one isn't the so called alcoholic, I'll be nice and let ole girl off with a warning. Next time scream like you're being robbed, ya hear!